February132014

deanpendragon:

sherpotter:

Whenever Draco and Harry trying to flirt and eye-fuck, Ron or Hermione will always be here to cockblock.

OH MY GOD

NO FUCKIN WAY

(via bowties-flannel-purpleshirtofsex)

February62014

totallyaddie:

So I work in a call center for A-Major-TV-and-Internet-and-Phone-Provider and today, I talked to a woman who helps run a cage-free cat shelter, Macon Purrs N Paws.

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She needed to get internet in there to work with a security system she was getting set up

because someone broke in and stole stuff.

Why anyone would steal from a place that currently keeps over one hundred cats happy and healthy and alive is beyond me.

Their Facebook has a link for donations so, if you’ve got a dollar or two, know they’ve got scores of cats to keep until they find their forever homes

and another bill to pay.

January302014

THIS FUCKER.

(Source: not-quite-19-years-later)

2AM

IT’S LIKE HIS GODDAMN EYES ARE A FUCKING COCKBLOCKING LASER.

SHIT, POTTER, YOU WANNA NOT BE AN ANGST MONGER FOR LIKE, A HOT FUCKING SECOND?

YOU SHOULD BE USED TO ALMOST BEING MURDERED BY NOW.

LET THESE FUCKERS ENJOY BEING ALIVE FOR A SEC, OKAY?

(Source: liampahynes)

1AM

totallyaddie:

Let’s not forget the lesser-known 8th Wonder:

Balenciaga.

July62013

harrypotterhumor:

jesuislegrandefromage:

The boy who cockblocked. The cockblock who lived.

YOU HAD ONE JOB, HARRY. IT WASN’T TO COCKBLOCK. IT WAS TO SAVE THE FUCKING WIZARDING WORLD. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH FUCKING FASTER YOU COULD’VE DONE THAT SHIT IF YOU DIDN’T DEVOTE SO MUCH GODDAMN ENERGY TO COCKBLOCKING THE GINGER AND THE GENIUS? GODDAMMIT POTTER.

(Source: daleyprophet, via simplysere)

June272013

chrisynova:

#Molly looks like she wants to kick some ass #while Harry’s all ‘omfg my otp is happening right now’

Harry is Tumblr.

I think Harry is actually trying really really hard to refrain from cockblocking 

#Its just toothpaste Harry #Just toothpaste #It’ll be okay #just don’t cockblock with Mrs. Weasley right there Harry you can do this

this is what happens when a fandom is left dry with no new books or movies 

YOU STAY THE FUCK BACK, POTTER. CAN’T NOBODY EVEN TALK ABOUT GODDAMN TOOTHPASTE WITHOUT YOU THROWING YOURSELF INTO THE MIX.

(via simplysere)

May262013

Anonymous said: That post in Italian from a month back, is just the Italian national anthem in case you didn't know.

AWESOME. THANK YOU. ON WITH THE ANTHEMIC COCKBLOCKING.

April192013
April62013

Anonymous said: Fratelli d'Italia, l'Italia s'è desta, dell'elmo di Scipio s'è cinta la testa. Dov'è la Vittoria? Le porga la chioma, ché schiava di Roma Iddio la creò.

YO I POPPED THIS IN GOOGLE TRANSLATE AND HOW THE FOLLOWING.

Brothers of Italy, Italy has awoken, with Scipio She has bound her head. Where is Victory? Let her bow down, because God has made slave of Rome.

SHOULD I BE WORRIED?

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